a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
d. Moyes out
37%
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
Boka Choda 11:34 Tue Oct 6 West Hanningfield reservoir
Reports are emerging of a plan to drain the West Hanningfield reservoir and send its water to Syria through a recently discovered natural pipeline stretching from Chelmsford to the outskirts of Damascus.
An unnamed local man was arrested last night in connection with the plot, after police were alerted by a suspicious cabbie.